Chiquita! Let’s take a little time out to have a quiet reading of a poem… by that notorious of poets Arthur “Lemon” Lemonson:<\/p>\n
Stolen By Flossy<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n Five times that horse The first time he knew what he was doing The second time I guessed his plan, The third he snook up from behind, The latest attack on my footwear, How do you tell your parents You say high five, I say low seven. You see? See? See what I did there? Check… my… bad…self.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Chiquita! Let’s take a little time out to have a quiet reading of a poem… by that notorious of poets Arthur “Lemon” Lemonson: Stolen By Flossy Five times that horse Dared to chew my shoe, I didn’t ask it to The first time he knew what he was doing Once he started he never planned […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":58,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-100","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/100\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDared to chew my shoe,
\nI didn’t ask it to<\/p>\n
\nOnce he started he never planned on stopping.
\nJust chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing,
\nDespite my harsh words and constant booing.<\/p>\n
\nYet that didn’t stop him, believe me,
\nThat horse was fast like electricity.
\nAnother pair lost, down the pan.<\/p>\n
\nThe fourth may have just been in my mind…
\nBUT THE FOURTH, the fourth, that definately happened.<\/p>\n
\nInvolved a distraction from a passing fire engine,
\nRacing to a nearby fun fair
\nI unwittingly walked into him
\nWhilst dazed the deed was done
\nThat crazy horse he did run
\nSatisfied he had had his fun. <\/p>\n
\nFive times in a row
\nYour shoes were nicked by “Flossy” the horse
\nSo back to Clarks we go<\/p>\n