{"id":101,"date":"2006-06-11T14:51:41","date_gmt":"2006-06-11T13:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?page_id=101"},"modified":"2006-06-13T08:58:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-13T07:58:22","slug":"sambahambubahallaballamambayo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?page_id=101","title":{"rendered":"Sambahamb…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Ballad of El-Jamo!<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Here-O the lowely ballad,
\nOf sadness and despair.
\nThe tragic tale of a pitiful creation,
\nWho’s life was filled with woe and devestation.<\/p>\n

It’s hard to describe El-Jamo,
\nSuch a bizarre creature of sorts,
\nThe cross between an eagle and a jar of jam,
\nObviously nature had some sort of plan.
\nBorn with spanners for arms and hands,
\nNo wings to speak of,
\nHe stands guard at his nest of jam,
\nNever rising to the sky above.
\nThis upsets El-Jamo,
\nStuck on the ground for eternity,
\nWith a lousy job and a lousy life,
\nIn his dreams he longs to be free.<\/p>\n

Once he fell out of the nest,
\nThere was no-one to guard the jam!
\nStuck at the base of the tree,
\nScrabbling to return to his post, desperately…
\nIn a end a magic fairy gave him a wish (as they do),
\nWhatever he wanted would be so,
\nSeeing as he was as clever as a box of buttons and
\nHe could have wished for a pair of wings,
\nHowever to reiterate how thick he was
\nHe thought and wished to be back in his nest,
\nThe gift of cleverness he was not blessed.<\/p>\n

El-Jamo passed away last year,
\nBut don’t despair, left a legacy did he (ye hee!)
\nOne that aspired to something more,
\nThan sitting in a tree.<\/p>\n

For one, he made Chris Moyles,
\nBaked a loaf of bread as long as a footy pitch,
\nPissed on Nelson and
\nCalled Jade Goody a slack bitch.
\nHow did he do all this
\nWithout leaving the confinds of the tree?
\nLike most people he made it up,
\nThen he wrote it in a letter to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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