{"id":102,"date":"2006-06-11T14:53:54","date_gmt":"2006-06-11T13:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?page_id=102"},"modified":"2006-06-12T14:10:51","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T13:10:51","slug":"crackalackertoamowernoatilyaniff","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?page_id=102","title":{"rendered":"Crackalacker&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong><u>Weenie Dog!<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Daschund daschund daschund<br \/>\nCreates a lasting image<br \/>\nOne that defies belief<br \/>\nMore than we could envisage<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">She runs and carries<br \/>\nPork sausages between her teeth<br \/>\nBounding across patches of grass<br \/>\nThat wee sausage-pinching thief<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">It crosses my mind to steal them back<br \/>\nBut who am I to spoil the fun?<br \/>\nWe waggled our bums at the butcher<br \/>\nBefore running off into the sun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weenie Dog! Daschund daschund daschund Creates a lasting image One that defies belief More than we could envisage She runs and carries Pork sausages between her teeth Bounding across patches of grass That wee sausage-pinching thief It crosses my mind to steal them back But who am I to spoil the fun? We waggled our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":58,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-102","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/102\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}