{"id":27,"date":"2006-05-19T11:24:44","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T10:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?page_id=27"},"modified":"2006-06-11T14:48:48","modified_gmt":"2006-06-11T13:48:48","slug":"ian","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?page_id=27","title":{"rendered":"Ian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image38\" style=\"width: 298px; height: 193px\" height=\"193\" alt=\"Eva-01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/05\/Eva-01.jpg\" width=\"298\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">You must know by now that there&#8217;s no room for my face! Luckily though\u00c2\u00a0I can just about squeeze my lips around the door and pipe a few paragraphs in here. Every page has some cheesy section about who the people are. So here&#8217;s mine! Here are five words to describe me:<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">1. Loins\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 2. Office\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 3. Constantlyfalling\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 4. Thoughthink\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 5. Passionate<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">1. Loins &#8211; &#8216;Tis a word I latched fully onto during &#8216;The Office&#8217; years. MY Office years, nothing to do with friggin&#8217; Gervais. It rolls off your tongue and makes grown men giggle. Such is the power of the Loins<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">2. Office &#8211; It was like a term in prison but with an open door, Kenny G and some chinchillas thrown in. Noone had a raffle, conquered land or created the silliest week in the year ever like we did.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">3. Constantlyfalling &#8211; An amalgamation of two of the greatest mins od the 21st Century&#8230; from Garforth. Let&#8217;s face it the competition&#8217;s a little slim<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">4. Thoughthink &#8211; I think a lot. Sometimes too much. When you consider the random things people say across the course of a day, well, then you have so much that you feel the need to write it down (see &#8220;Fabled Notebook&#8221; hiding within the realms of the website!)\u00c2\u00a0you wonder how on earth you come up with it when the person sitting next to you can&#8217;t even choose their favourite colour. Mine&#8217;s yoghurt by the way. I think a lot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">5. Passionate &#8211; I had to have an actual descriptive adjectile didn&#8217;t I? It&#8217;s only fair. I don&#8217;t think I would have gone this far, written so much junk, confused so many people if I wasn&#8217;t passionate about it. Bring on the loins. Hoo-lay!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I wonder&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?page_id=2\">Back to About page<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must know by now that there&#8217;s no room for my face! Luckily though\u00c2\u00a0I can just about squeeze my lips around the door and pipe a few paragraphs in here. Every page has some cheesy section about who the people are. So here&#8217;s mine! Here are five words to describe me: 1. Loins\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 2. Office\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-27","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}