{"id":376,"date":"2007-06-15T12:42:02","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T11:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?page_id=376"},"modified":"2007-06-15T12:42:02","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T11:42:02","slug":"mr-smith-and-the-drill","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?page_id=376","title":{"rendered":"Mr Smith and the Drill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent occasion when the sun and the moons were in alignment, Pisces was in the third house of Jupiter, the ancient scriptures foresooth, Cheeky Lady won the 4.15 at Epsom, and Chris was back in Leeds for a bit, there was a meeting of minds.<\/p>\n<p>Those minds did nothing productive, but they did make this. It&#8217;s a children&#8217;s book to beat all children&#8217;s books. Guaranteed bestseller.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image374\" alt=\"Mr Smith on a Rollercoaster\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/rollercoaster.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ladies and beefs, please put your hands together and use all of your eyes to look at&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Mr Smith and the Drill<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"Mr Smith and the Drill (PDFness)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/Mr%20Smith%20and%20the%20Drill.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image152\" height=\"96\" alt=\"pdf\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/acrobat_pdf_icon.gif\" \/><br \/>\nClicky for downloadyness<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent occasion when the sun and the moons were in alignment, Pisces was in the third house of Jupiter, the ancient scriptures foresooth, Cheeky Lady won the 4.15 at Epsom, and Chris was back in Leeds for a bit, there was a meeting of minds. Those minds did nothing productive, but they did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":42,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-376","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/376\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}