{"id":1011,"date":"2010-07-13T07:55:31","date_gmt":"2010-07-13T07:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2010-07-13T07:55:31","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T07:55:31","slug":"captain-no-face-many-chins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1011","title":{"rendered":"Captain No Face Many Chins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was attending Siobhan&#8217;s birthday party this Saturday just gone. It was going pretty well until this happened:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/WTF.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1012\" title=\"WTF\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/WTF-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/WTF-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/WTF.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It would appear that the camera, after taking semi-reasonable photos of me all day, decided that it didn&#8217;t want to do that anymore and that turning me into a weird monster was the way forward. I was too distracted by the music and my memory in its current state cannot remember the &#8220;point of ming&#8221; whereby I turned from being me into Captain No Face Many Chins.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say I shall do my very best to ensure that this never happens again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was attending Siobhan&#8217;s birthday party this Saturday just gone. It was going pretty well until this happened: It would appear that the camera, after taking semi-reasonable photos of me all day, decided that it didn&#8217;t want to do that anymore and that turning me into a weird monster was the way forward. I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-ian","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1013,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}