{"id":103,"date":"2006-06-12T13:43:36","date_gmt":"2006-06-12T12:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2006-06-12T13:43:36","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T12:43:36","slug":"poodle-groomin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Poodle Groomin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I groom lovely Poodles,<br \/>\nI groom them all day long,<br \/>\nAnd when\u00c2\u00a0I get really bored,<br \/>\nI groom them in a thong.<\/p>\n<p>Shampoo in the morning<br \/>\nA trim in the by the light of the moon,<br \/>\nBut never groom a poodle dear,<br \/>\nOn a sunday afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>It makes &#8217;em rather angry,<br \/>\ngrooming them pm,<br \/>\nbut if you simple must my dear,<br \/>\nCalm them with m&#038;m&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>The chocolate makes them sleepy,<br \/>\nTheir eyes do wilt and droop,<br \/>\nBut have some plastic bags ready,<br \/>\nFor picking up the poop.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nowt like goomin poodles,<br \/>\nEspecially PC repair,<br \/>\nI know sod all about that,<br \/>\nBut loads on Poodle Hair!<\/p>\n<p>The morale of this tale,<br \/>\nis not for me to say.<br \/>\nBut its the end, go on now leave<br \/>\nand shout Hip hip hooray!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I groom lovely Poodles, I groom them all day long, And when\u00c2\u00a0I get really bored, I groom them in a thong. Shampoo in the morning A trim in the by the light of the moon, But never groom a poodle dear, On a sunday afternoon. It makes &#8217;em rather angry, grooming them pm, but if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kev","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}