{"id":1095,"date":"2010-11-08T21:37:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T21:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2010-11-08T21:37:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T21:37:49","slug":"donating-face-to-save-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1095","title":{"rendered":"Donating Face to Save Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello<\/p>\n<p>You know me, I&#8217;m the biggest most selfish bastard you&#8217;ve ever come across but recently I&#8217;ve decided that perhaps that isn&#8217;t the best way to be. I mean pushing over old ladies and pissing in bins is as polite as I get, why change the habit of a lifetime? Well, bad karma for one.<\/p>\n<p>So in order to stand up like a man and pretend to be one for thirty days I am cultivating a little weasel&#8217;s foot underneath my nose, a smush of a badger&#8217;s snout if you will, a veritable treasure trove of hair-ical eccentricities on my top lip. A moustache if you will.<\/p>\n<p>Do I look like an idiot? Of course. Do I resent myself when I look in a mirror? Yeah but so what else is new? Any help, any money, any sarcasm you can donate to my worthy cause would be gratefully received.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uk.movember.com\/donate\/your-details\/member_id\/867182\/\">http:\/\/uk.movember.com\/donate\/your-details\/member_id\/867182\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>SPONSOR MY FACE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello You know me, I&#8217;m the biggest most selfish bastard you&#8217;ve ever come across but recently I&#8217;ve decided that perhaps that isn&#8217;t the best way to be. I mean pushing over old ladies and pissing in bins is as polite as I get, why change the habit of a lifetime? Well, bad karma for one. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1096,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}