“There’s always something slightly disturbing about eating teeth” – DG<\/p>\n
“It makes you look as though you have a massive overjaw” – SD<\/p>\n
“She got the same with… I was gonna say Russian Roulette… with horseradish sauce” – DG<\/p>\n
“If he hasn’t sewn around the area correctly then there will be an allowance of seepage” – HR<\/p>\n
“Eee, you had a baby on Christmas Day? When did you find time to fit your dinner in?” SD<\/p>\n
“Bananas are full of potassium. People who aren’t allowed potassium aren’t allowed to eat bananas” HR<\/p>\n
“I like sitting in the house with the curtains closed” DG<\/p>\n
“What’s soft porn?” SD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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