{"id":1164,"date":"2011-01-26T13:10:54","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T13:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2011-01-26T13:10:54","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T13:10:54","slug":"winning-combination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1164","title":{"rendered":"Winning Combination"},"content":{"rendered":"

Having triumphed accidentally in the music quiz at the Tanners last night I am a whopping \u00a36.50 up on my usual scattering of money. But then I am posed the question of what to do with such a haul. I keep getting told that we’re in a recession however I can’t say I’ve really been paying it too much attention, unlike my fried egg this morning. The last time someone complained about money I spat cigar smoke in their face and ran over them in my Mercedes.<\/p>\n

I am presented with several options and I think I need a little guidance in order to make sure my winnings are used in the best possible way. Here are my current options.<\/p>\n

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  1. I licked a yoghurt pot too hard last night and cut my tongue, so perhaps some proper tongue plasters?<\/li>\n
  2. I’ve always wanted to go mental in a Pound Shop; think of all the scouring pads and toothpaste I could have!<\/li>\n
  3. I could get a copy of ‘Ah… The Name Is Bootsy Baby’ by Bootsy Collins for just over a fiver, although that sealed Yazz LP is completely out of the question.<\/li>\n
  4. A dilapidated flat. Does anyone know of any in the Leeds area? They must be that cheap by now. I bought a garage for tuppence the other day.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Please help me with my endeavours if you can. I would put it to Des’ree but I think she’s exhausted from the previous problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Having triumphed accidentally in the music quiz at the Tanners last night I am a whopping \u00a36.50 up on my usual scattering of money. But then I am posed the question of what to do with such a haul. I keep getting told that we’re in a recession however I can’t say I’ve really been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}