Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n
Who are you?<\/u><\/p>\n
Ebeneezer Cheesegrater<\/p>\n
What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u><\/p>\n
For many years I have suffered the twin agonies of excessive nasal hair and a lack of musical talent. I’ve solved both problems in one.<\/p>\n
What is it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Music up your nose.<\/p>\n
What does it do?<\/u><\/p>\n
It’s quite simple – you go to one of my rapidly expanding chain of Nosatariums, where (for a reasonable per-hair fee) they will tie together pairs of your nose hairs to pull them taut across your nostrils. Then, with a special nasal plectrum, you can play the hairs just like a harp, making beautiful music and keeping your unsightly growths out of sight at the same time.<\/p>\n
So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song) Who are you? Ebeneezer Cheesegrater What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea? For many years I have suffered the twin agonies of excessive nasal hair and a lack of musical talent. I’ve solved both problems in one. What is it? Music up your nose. What does it do? It’s quite simple – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}