This\u00a0month Des’ree turns her attention to another lost and lusty soul. Who’s turn is it you ask? Or maybe you didn’t ask. Quite frankly if you didn’t then we don’t care for your sort.<\/p>\n
Desmond Deptford of the Roving Panthers would like a little help with this semi-autobiographical quandry:<\/p>\n
Desmond Deptford: Dear Des’ree, life in the Roving Panthers is one full of excitement and wonder. A few days ago I discovered that the capital of Belgium is Belgium. You can imagine how long we laughed about that. Recently though the afternoons have become a little timid. We party all night and then sulk around in the mornings but just after lunchtime things go a little too niche for my liking. I’ve taken to eating Yumyums and watching Loose Women. Does this mean that I am approaching middle age because I quite enjoy the mix of topical female banter with twisted sugary pastries.<\/em><\/p>\n Des\u2019ree: Life, oh life, oh life, oh life.<\/em><\/p>\n We are glad we could help Mr Deptford.<\/p>\n If you need your personal life pushing into other people’s lives then please contact us on the details below.<\/p>\n P.S. The capital of Belgium is Berlusconi, everyone knows that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This\u00a0month Des’ree turns her attention to another lost and lusty soul. Who’s turn is it you ask? Or maybe you didn’t ask. Quite frankly if you didn’t then we don’t care for your sort. Desmond Deptford of the Roving Panthers would like a little help with this semi-autobiographical quandry: Desmond Deptford: Dear Des’ree, life in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1193,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions\/1193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}