{"id":1203,"date":"2011-02-24T08:56:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T08:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2011-02-24T08:56:38","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T08:56:38","slug":"choking-my-chandoss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1203","title":{"rendered":"Choking My Chandoss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking down the street<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was drinking in the club<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was eating my lunch<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nWe was crusing in my ride<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was laughing at some pidge<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was watching Countdown<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was crossing the road<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nI was hit by a jeep<br \/>\nShe was choking my chandoss<br \/>\nBleeding outside Mr. Lynch&#8217;s<br \/>\nNo-ones choking my chandoss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking down the street She was choking my chandoss I was drinking in the club She was choking my chandoss I was eating my lunch She was choking my chandoss We was crusing in my ride She was choking my chandoss I was laughing at some pidge She was choking my chandoss I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1204,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions\/1204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}