{"id":1209,"date":"2011-03-07T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T08:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2011-03-07T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T08:30:00","slug":"one-minute-moan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1209","title":{"rendered":"One Minute Moan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t even watch a lot of television anymore, and if I do thanks to modern technology I fast-forward the f*ckers whenever I get the chance.\u00a0One particular recent t*rd of note however keeps cropping up between the hither, the thither and whatever is left.<\/p>\n<p>That advert about Disneyland \/ Disneyworld where the parents tell their children and they all erupt into a screaming void\u00a0of excitement. As cute as it was the first time by the second and third rounds you despise both the kids and the mums and dads. Why? It&#8217;s so horribly scantily-clad it&#8217;s like a page three model; zero detail, nothing more, a\u00a0simple and direct message of you should take your kids to Disney because then the magic begins and if you <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> you may as well throw yourself into a bonfire for denying your kin this level of happiness. The worst one is the moron who took time to make a sort of screensaver for his television so, his children with their faces so close they could see through the mechanism itself, they read a delightful message of &#8216;We&#8230; are&#8230; going&#8230; to&#8230; Disneyworld.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and any advert featuring Martine McCutcheon should have vinegar rubbed on it first to remove any impurities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t even watch a lot of television anymore, and if I do thanks to modern technology I fast-forward the f*ckers whenever I get the chance.\u00a0One particular recent t*rd of note however keeps cropping up between the hither, the thither and whatever is left. That advert about Disneyland \/ Disneyworld where the parents tell their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1210,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions\/1210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}