The merry blender doesn’t have a gender
\nIt swirls and\u00a0twirls and slices
\nAll the things you throw in and a couple of spins
\nLater, a smoothie! Oh holy devices!<\/p>\n
It never looks down, never appears unsound,
\nIt’s always of sound body and mind.
\nIf I could give it a name it’d be Churny Dufraine
\nOr something equally glamarous and kind.<\/p>\n
A sturdy companion of sorts, like a dog or a horse,
\nIt’ll take any challenge you throw.
\nBut nothing too big, like a pineapple. Try a fig
\nAs otherwise the fuses will blow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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