{"id":1220,"date":"2011-03-16T13:24:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T13:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2011-03-16T13:28:36","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T13:28:36","slug":"garner-this-and-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Garner This And Wait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Proctor and Gamble,<\/p>\n<p>I have to tell you I love your product Fairy so much. It is one of the consistencies in modern life; a product that continues to clean to a satisfactory level time after time after time. So much so I\u2019ve written a poem about it:<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fairy Satisfaction<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh how it cleans, oh how it sheens<br \/>\nEverything sparkles after using so little<br \/>\nTurning my plates that were dirty and brittle<br \/>\nInto steaming great monsters of shine<br \/>\nNo need to work my behind<br \/>\nA few wipes and I\u2019m done<br \/>\nThat\u2019s the beauty and the fun of Fairy<br \/>\nMy hero<br \/>\nOr heroine<br \/>\nOr whatever gender washing-up liquid is<\/p>\n<p>If I could I would use it for other things in fact occasionally I wash myself with it. Not in the washing up bowl of course but in the shower. So, two questions:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Does washing up liquid have a gender and<\/li>\n<li>Are there any long-term side effects of using it on human skin?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Thanks<\/p>\n<p>Yours Faithfully<\/p>\n<p>Ian McIver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Proctor and Gamble, I have to tell you I love your product Fairy so much. It is one of the consistencies in modern life; a product that continues to clean to a satisfactory level time after time after time. So much so I\u2019ve written a poem about it: Fairy Satisfaction Oh how it cleans, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-look-at-this","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1224,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions\/1224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}