… it’s more like a nook than a corner.<\/p>\n
We like to encourage diversity here at Pouring Beans. Never one to turn our backs on creativity no matter how stupid it may appear on paper I have been working on a song or digital poem about a recent amusing story whereby an\u00a0acquaintance of mine kept confusing things for milk. At the time I couldn’t see the potential yet several evenings later, whilst frothing my whiskers, it hit me like a lead\u00a0skillet. I therefore present the early version of \u00a0‘It Could Be But It Isn’t Milk’.<\/p>\n
It Could Be But It Isn’t Milk<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Some kitchen roll, truth be told<\/em> And that chemical solution<\/em> Fuck off yoghurt. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … it’s more like a nook than a corner. We like to encourage diversity here at Pouring Beans. Never one to turn our backs on creativity no matter how stupid it may appear on paper I have been working on a song or digital poem about a recent amusing story whereby an\u00a0acquaintance of mine kept […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-god-damn-poetry","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1292,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIt looks like milk but it isn’t milk<\/em>
\nThere’s a duvet where this morn I lay <\/em>
\nIt could be milk but it’s not milk<\/em>
\nThat fabric softener, that Debra Toffner<\/em>
\nThey should be milk yet they’re not milk <\/em>
\nCup of PVA in the DVLA<\/em>
\nIsn’t milk, it’ll never be milk<\/em><\/p>\n
\nWhich solidified an intrusion<\/em>
\nOf my fridge-time expedition of a curious coalition<\/em>
\nIt stands near my hands and wagers damn demands<\/em>
\nFor mountains of wondrous hundreds and thousands<\/em>
\nIt might well be made of milk, but it certainly isn’t milk<\/em><\/p>\n