{"id":1303,"date":"2011-06-30T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2011-06-30T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T07:29:00","slug":"the-league-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1303","title":{"rendered":"The League Table"},"content":{"rendered":"

So far so good.<\/p>\n

Five letters sent and four returned, with only Kraft left to reply to my sexual confrontation about Terry’s Chocolate Orange. I think it’s best to refer to it as a “sexual confrontation” rather than a letter because I did go a little over the top. Anyway, currently the league table is as follows:<\/p>\n

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  1. McVities<\/li>\n
  2. Burton’s Foods<\/li>\n
  3. Nestle<\/li>\n
  4. Proctor & Gamble<\/li>\n
  5. ?????<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Technically the letter to P & G wasn’t garnering any proper interest so I do feel bad leaving them at\u00a0the back end of the table\u00a0however the fact that all four took the time to respond to my\u00a0deluded ramblings is brilliant. I salute all the customer service advisors and departments who were forced to look at and read my filth. Can Kraft come forward and knock McVities off the top spot? Who will be the next company to be chosen? Will anyone reply telling me to stop wasting their time?<\/p>\n

    If only anyone other than me was reading this it might be a little bit thrilling!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    So far so good. Five letters sent and four returned, with only Kraft left to reply to my sexual confrontation about Terry’s Chocolate Orange. I think it’s best to refer to it as a “sexual confrontation” rather than a letter because I did go a little over the top. Anyway, currently the league table is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-loins","category-look-at-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}