{"id":1319,"date":"2011-07-11T11:30:44","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T11:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2011-07-11T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T11:30:44","slug":"things-i-have-been-told-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1319","title":{"rendered":"Things I Have Been Told To Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told to make a return to Da Beans. So here I am, making a return. I am returning.<\/p>\n<p>I can now add this thing to the list of things I have been told to do. This includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tidy my room<\/li>\n<li>Be quiet<\/li>\n<li>Stop making that face<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t do that<\/li>\n<li>Please don&#8217;t do that<\/li>\n<li>Stop touching me<\/li>\n<li>Get your finger out of my drink<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t talk about that any more<\/li>\n<li>Go sit quietly over there<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>I have not been told to insert a picture of a dog riding a bicycle, but I am choosing to do this of my own accord, and you can&#8217;t stop me.<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dogcycle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1320\" title=\"dogcycle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dogcycle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dogcycle.jpg 468w, https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/dogcycle-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been told to make a return to Da Beans. So here I am, making a return. I am returning. I can now add this thing to the list of things I have been told to do. This includes: Tidy my room Be quiet Stop making that face Don&#8217;t do that Please don&#8217;t do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,41,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-quite-nice","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1321,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}