{"id":137,"date":"2006-07-05T07:30:44","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T06:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2006-07-05T07:30:44","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T06:30:44","slug":"my-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"My eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image136\" height=\"96\" alt=\"something.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/something.jpg\" width=\"128\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">You see me right?<br \/>\nI have eggs.<br \/>\nThese are MY eggs.<br \/>\nYou know what I&#8217;m doing with them?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m putting them all in a basket.<br \/>\nMY BASKET!<br \/>\nI have the right to put them all there.<br \/>\nIf they all break then I can go f*ck right off.<br \/>\nBut the bottom line is they&#8217;re MINE!<br \/>\nMINE!<br \/>\nMINE!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nMINE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see me right? I have eggs. These are MY eggs. You know what I&#8217;m doing with them? I&#8217;m putting them all in a basket. MY BASKET! I have the right to put them all there. If they all break then I can go f*ck right off. But the bottom line is they&#8217;re MINE! MINE! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}