{"id":1398,"date":"2011-09-21T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T12:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2011-09-21T12:00:35","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T12:00:35","slug":"garner-this-and-wait-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1398","title":{"rendered":"Garner This And Wait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>It&#8217;s been far too long and I love too many products without sending another\u00a0piece of correspondence\u00a0to spread the madness. Cap your peepers at this little sweetheart of a letter:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Weetabix Suppliers<\/p>\n<p>How do you start a letter such as this? Where do you begin to convey how much you like someone\u2019s product? Is there a perfect beginning, a way to build up to it or should you just launch into the superlatives? Well that\u2019s my nonchalant start out the way.<\/p>\n<p>Your products are amazing. How\u2019s that for a superlative? I eat Weetabix every morning because it tastes excellent and there\u2019s no other cereal I would prefer to eat, that is apart from Ready Brek. On occasion I do like to have a bit of Ready Brek, especially on cold mornings. I even went so far as to turn my previous box of Ready Brek into a person. So every day I come into work Mr R. Brek greets me with a cheeky smile. You might think that\u2019s a step too far but I say it\u2019s not enough! It\u2019s never enough. As soon as those chilly mornings start coming back closer to Christmas I am going to bag me a box. Whether or not that one gets turned into a person I\u2019m not sure. Perhaps Mr R Brek would like a friend or a companion; I haven\u2019t thought that far ahead\u2026<\/p>\n<p>But anyway a big fat YES to anything Weetabix-related. I even noticed that you can get bitesize Weetabix and you can bet a stack of napkins that I am going to invest the next time I find myself in a supermarket.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve drawn a little picture of Mr R Brek to accompany this letter. Please pass it around to anyone who might be interested.<\/p>\n<p>Yours Faithfully<\/p>\n<p>Ian McIver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been far too long and I love too many products without sending another\u00a0piece of correspondence\u00a0to spread the madness. Cap your peepers at this little sweetheart of a letter: Dear Weetabix Suppliers How do you start a letter such as this? Where do you begin to convey how much you like someone\u2019s product? Is there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1399,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions\/1399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}