{"id":1412,"date":"2011-09-26T07:52:25","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1412"},"modified":"2011-09-26T07:52:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:52:25","slug":"the-unluckiest-man-in-the-universe-spoiler-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1412","title":{"rendered":"The Unluckiest Man in the Universe (spoiler alert!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Luck; does it exist or not? It&#8217;s a very good question especially for a Monday morning. Rather than complaining about coming back to work (always a good start) or moaning about traffic (it&#8217;s getting harder and harder without an actual car) an idea popped into my head. Out of all the characters I have ever watched, read or heard about who is one with the least amount of luck?<\/p>\n<p>It was obvious really. I mean who else could it be other than Luke Skywalker from the original Star Wars trilogy?<\/p>\n<p>Luke&#8217;s life is a plethora of mishaps and unfortunates. Starting from the beginning he is born at the beginning of a massive change of events prompted by the death of all the jedis, his mother dies, he is forced into hiding then separated from his sister, he lives a dull and monotonous life on a barren planet helping his crotchety uncle and aunt farm weird things and drink blue liquid. Things should turn around by now right? But no.<\/p>\n<p>Then Luke meets an old man who turns out to be the best friend in the world and allows himself to die, then he follows him around as a voice which personally I would think would have made me believe I was going mad. He falls in love with a woman which turns out to be his sister. He gets beaten up my a snow monster on the planet of Hoth. He is bullied by a small green man with a stick and Frank Oz&#8217;s voice. He loses his arm in a fight with the second most evil man in the universe, who just so happens to be his father, bring back years of abandonment issues.<\/p>\n<p>His other best friend gets encased in carbonite and then when he is rescued starts going out with his sister. Luke finds out the only way to become a full jedi is to kill his dad. He gets electrocuted severely by the Emperor\u00a0then watches\u00a0as\u00a0his father dies right before him.\u00a0At the end of it all he has\u00a0gained a sister and a brother-in-law (practically) and his only companions are his two camp droids.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d say that must easily be a winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luck; does it exist or not? It&#8217;s a very good question especially for a Monday morning. Rather than complaining about coming back to work (always a good start) or moaning about traffic (it&#8217;s getting harder and harder without an actual car) an idea popped into my head. Out of all the characters I have ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,43,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-look-at-this","category-random-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1414,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1412\/revisions\/1414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}