{"id":1415,"date":"2011-10-03T11:24:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T11:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2011-10-03T11:24:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T11:24:23","slug":"muffin-hats-%e2%80%93-a-novel-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"Muffin Hats \u2013 A Novel Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong>Mr. Cockall interviews\u00a0tomorrow\u2019s geniuses (using song)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Who are you?<\/strong>\u00a0Jefferson Tang.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What\u2019s the Idea?<\/strong>\u00a0Muffin Hats.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What is it?<\/strong>\u00a0It&#8217;s a hat that&#8217;s also handily made of muffins.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>What does it do?<\/strong> When you&#8217;re stuck for a snack and there&#8217;s nothing but smack, and your stomachs gone slack you need&#8230; Muffin Hats. They&#8217;re a cheap and inexpensive way\u00a0of fighting the problems of hunger and fashion. All you do is wear the hat and when you need something to eat you take a bite.\u00a0Not only this but the hat will leave a lovely muffin aroma to your hair, leaving loved ones bemused and confused in equal measures.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>So what are you gonna do about it?<\/strong> Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u2019s\u00a0all in my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Cockall interviews\u00a0tomorrow\u2019s geniuses (using song) Who are you?\u00a0Jefferson Tang. What\u2019s the Idea?\u00a0Muffin Hats. What is it?\u00a0It&#8217;s a hat that&#8217;s also handily made of muffins. What does it do? When you&#8217;re stuck for a snack and there&#8217;s nothing but smack, and your stomachs gone slack you need&#8230; Muffin Hats. They&#8217;re a cheap and inexpensive way\u00a0of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-cockalls-loveliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}