I loved a girl so much I stalked her face off,
\nIn that I did it a lot
\nNot that I actually got
\nUp and removed the skin
\nTo show the vessels within.
\nI followed her home,
\nShe watched Bugsy Malone,
\nThen she closed all the curtains like a toblerone.<\/p>\n
It was much easier to do that you might have expected.
\nHer peripheral vision
\nWas compromised by a fishing
\nAccident as a child
\nSo her sight was quite mild.
\nI could sneak round her house,
\nLike a seedy woodlouse,
\nSteal a look through a window then disappear like a mouse.<\/p>\n
I should be a little less creepy in my romantic pursuits,
\nBecause I may be kind,
\nOf sound body and mind,
\nA little podgy of hips,
\nI smell like tortilla dips.
\nI\u2019m lacking a certain something
\nThat makes me quite appealing
\nGirls are more likely to run than to dance on the ceiling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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