When I check my pockets
\nI’m looking for change
\nBut all the coins make me slightly deranged
\nI’ve got shrap, too much shrap<\/p>\n
When I’m paying for tabs
\nOr a few sticky dib dabs
\nI’m pulling out coppers I didn’t know I had
\nI’ve got shrap, far too much shrap<\/p>\n
There’s no end to this mound
\nWish I’d swapped for a note
\nIt’s too early for me to be dealing with crap
\nI’ve got shrap, endless shrap<\/p>\n
Help me Metro machine
\nWon’t you help me clean
\nOut my trousers of coins, it’s damaging my loins
\nBank won’t take what I’ve got, not one little jot
\nSo I’m trying to strive, to stake out and survive
\nBuying shopping with fives, coming out with hives
\nFrom the pressure and stress and my face is a mess<\/p>\n
I’ve got shrap. Take my shrap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When I check my pockets I’m looking for change But all the coins make me slightly deranged I’ve got shrap, too much shrap When I’m paying for tabs Or a few sticky dib dabs I’m pulling out coppers I didn’t know I had I’ve got shrap, far too much shrap There’s no end to this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-god-damn-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1436,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435\/revisions\/1436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}