{"id":1485,"date":"2011-12-01T23:21:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T23:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2011-12-01T23:21:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T23:21:07","slug":"grow-my-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1485","title":{"rendered":"Grow My Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is customary in December for me to grow a beard. Because I can. It also protects my face from the cold thus making a rather helpful addition to my viso\/volto. So having hacked off what little was left I am naked in the facial region, patiently waiting for the inevitable to happen.<\/p>\n<p>I was hoping to take part in Decembeard, some sort of fund-raising activity in the same vein as Movember, however it would appear as though it hasn&#8217;t really taken off in the UK and surprisingly people don&#8217;t want to give you money just because you haven&#8217;t shaved for a while. Which is a shame as growing face candy is one of the few things I&#8217;m good at.<\/p>\n<p>So if anyone <em>anywhere<\/em> wants to give me money for growing a beard please do so. There are many charities out there that need your support. They can have whatever gets shuffled in my direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is customary in December for me to grow a beard. Because I can. It also protects my face from the cold thus making a rather helpful addition to my viso\/volto. So having hacked off what little was left I am naked in the facial region, patiently waiting for the inevitable to happen. I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great","category-ian","category-look-at-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}