{"id":1510,"date":"2012-01-12T08:24:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T08:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2012-01-12T08:24:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T08:24:47","slug":"toast-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"Toast Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;What do you mean you&#8217;ve never heard a dove cry?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t suppose you&#8217;ve ever seen<br \/>\nThe wondrous sigh of fair<br \/>\nJoanna, the wild and thoughtful girl,<br \/>\nWho keeps toast in her hair?<\/p>\n<p>Crazy styles are out the door<br \/>\nAnd heated bread is in,<br \/>\nJust do a favour now and then<br \/>\nAnd wipe the crumbs from off her chin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What do you mean you&#8217;ve never heard a dove cry?&#8221; I don&#8217;t suppose you&#8217;ve ever seen The wondrous sigh of fair Joanna, the wild and thoughtful girl, Who keeps toast in her hair? Crazy styles are out the door And heated bread is in, Just do a favour now and then And wipe the crumbs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-god-damn-poetry","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1511,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}