{"id":156,"date":"2006-07-14T14:24:02","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T13:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2006-07-14T15:37:19","modified_gmt":"2006-07-14T14:37:19","slug":"noos-flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Noos Flash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>A sad day for The Loinsford Academy<\/h3>\n<p>Today at 0930 Police Raided the house of Charity Magnate Jerry Loinsford, on suspicion of theft.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image88\" alt=\"moosetac.JPG\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/moosetac.thumbnail.JPG\" align=\"left\" \/>Loinsford, 47, founder of the Loinsford Academy has recently been running a campaign to &#8216;Protect Innocent Vowels being deleted from words&#8217;. It seems though that this campaign has not been as selfless as the public were led to believe. Loinsford it seems has become involved with an underground gang, known as the &#8216;vowlers&#8217;, who go around at night intimidating the poor and infirm by singing in a manner similar to this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;EE-AA-AA-OO-AA-NAMA-EE-AA!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Police were alerted after Loinsford was seen smuggling donated vowels from his office, in large TESCO &#8216;Bag for Life&#8217; bags, by Mrs Venuza Medinahats a cleaner in the building opposite the Loinsford Academy.<\/p>\n<p>Police are also trying to trace another member of the gang, known only as &#8216;Guyverpop&#8217; who is believed to be the ring-leader. The public are urged to contact 0870-BEANZ-MENZ-FARTZ with any information. Loinsford was taken into custody at Felchtown Police station and will be questioned over the next three days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sad day for The Loinsford Academy Today at 0930 Police Raided the house of Charity Magnate Jerry Loinsford, on suspicion of theft. Loinsford, 47, founder of the Loinsford Academy has recently been running a campaign to &#8216;Protect Innocent Vowels being deleted from words&#8217;. It seems though that this campaign has not been as selfless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,17,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kev","category-loins","category-noos-flash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}