{"id":180,"date":"2006-08-22T22:17:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T21:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2006-08-22T22:17:43","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T21:17:43","slug":"world-exclusive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"World exclusive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This picture is part of a feature for my <a title=\"Geekery\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbrd.co.uk\/\">geeky roads site<\/a> that is in production and hasn&#8217;t been put online yet:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"Birchwood Way in Warrington\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/10.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image179\" alt=\"Birchwood Way in Warrington\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/10.thumbnail.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis makes it a <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">world exclusive<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking today about what a limp concept a world exclusive is. It basically just means something new. Everything goes through a stage where only a few people have seen it before lots of other people do. At the moment, this post is a world exclusive to me.<\/p>\n<p>Even better is the idea of a <span style=\"font-style: italic\">private performance<\/span> (sometimes disguised as a private screening or a secret gig). I have a private performance world exclusive every time I have a piss. That specific whizz has never been seen anywhere in the world before and I am the only person who gets to see it.<\/p>\n<p>If I was Pete Doherty people would queue round the block to see that.<\/p>\n<p>This means two things as far as I can see:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Virtually everything on Pouring Beans has been a world exclusive. We have been underselling ourselves.<\/li>\n<li>I am so glad I&#8217;m not Pete Doherty. When I take a leak I like to do so in private.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This picture is part of a feature for my geeky roads site that is in production and hasn&#8217;t been put online yet: This makes it a world exclusive. I was thinking today about what a limp concept a world exclusive is. It basically just means something new. Everything goes through a stage where only a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}