{"id":190,"date":"2006-08-26T21:38:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T20:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2006-08-26T21:39:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T20:39:08","slug":"this-is-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"This is boring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image188\" height=\"96\" alt=\"KatieMelua.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/KatieMelua.jpg\" width=\"96\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is boring. Katie Melua is so boring that she doesn&#8217;t even deserve to be called &#8216;she&#8217; anymore. Therefore she will be referred to as &#8216;it&#8217; because it&#8217;s that boring. Look at it, even\u00c2\u00a0it looks half-bored in this picture as\u00c2\u00a0it blands out another blandy ballad about bicycles and trains and crazies. You can see the intensity in its face, trying to muster all the bland in the world so it can toss off another ten songs and stick them out on a cd.<\/p>\n<p>Although if you think it&#8217;s bad think how being Norah Jones must be like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image189\" style=\"width: 352px; height: 152px\" height=\"152\" alt=\"smelly.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/smelly.jpg\" width=\"352\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is boring. Katie Melua is so boring that she doesn&#8217;t even deserve to be called &#8216;she&#8217; anymore. Therefore she will be referred to as &#8216;it&#8217; because it&#8217;s that boring. Look at it, even\u00c2\u00a0it looks half-bored in this picture as\u00c2\u00a0it blands out another blandy ballad about bicycles and trains and crazies. You can see the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-loins","category-rants","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}