{"id":194,"date":"2006-08-29T11:49:32","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T10:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2006-08-29T11:49:32","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T10:49:32","slug":"its-not-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"IT&#8217;S NOT CHRISTMAS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its rant time again!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Last week we recieved through the post &#8220;The Big Book of Christmas&#8221;. Fine you may think, but you&#8217;d be as wrong as Pete Doherty&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Of Course your wrong and do you know why? BECAUSE IT&#8217;S AUGUST! Now unless the Churches all got together and had a meeting they didnt tell us about at which they decided that christmas is now to be held at the end of september, then Christmas is 4 MONTHS away.<\/p>\n<p>Now I don&#8217;t know about you, but I dont want to think about Christmas in August, It&#8217;s sunny outside and i can still see at 10pm. Christmas is something that happens in cold wet miserable winter and is exciting because its all the things winter isn&#8217;t:<\/p>\n<p>1. Exciting<br \/>\n2. Fun<br \/>\n3. Bright and<br \/>\n4. Colourful<\/p>\n<p>There too much in my life going on now to worry about things 4 months off. I don&#8217;t start thinking about my birthday (in July) at the start of April, that would be stupid. So why? WHY? do they feel the need to shove Christmas down our throats in August?<\/p>\n<p>By the time we actually get to the &#8220;magical&#8221; day of December 25th we&#8217;ve all spent 4 months listening to Jingle Bells in TESCO and I for one am bored to death of the sight of green and red, fake snow and reindeers.<\/p>\n<p>SO&#8230;.. Join my campaign now.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"+2\">KEEP CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER!<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Thank you<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its rant time again!&#8230;. Last week we recieved through the post &#8220;The Big Book of Christmas&#8221;. Fine you may think, but you&#8217;d be as wrong as Pete Doherty&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kev","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}