{"id":198,"date":"2006-08-31T08:45:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T07:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=198"},"modified":"2006-08-31T08:45:57","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T07:45:57","slug":"criteria-for-a-pussycat-dolls-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"Criteria for a ‘Pussycat Dolls’ video"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Some jiggy shit (in that what constitutes music for the under twelves i.e. shit that jigs).
\n2. Some weird, flashy video with a threadbare plot.
\n3. Minimal clothing.
\n4. The fit one at the front.<\/p>\n

I don’t mind the last two it’s just the first two that annoy me. They did that drippy ballad after the first one but since then it’s all, to quote myself, “jiggy shit”. What’s their new single, ‘I don’t need a man’ or something like that? Well if you don’t then why are you dressed in what would pass as a small teatowel? To impress the lesbians? I think not.<\/p>\n

*thinks: just as long as the fit one’s at the front*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Some jiggy shit (in that what constitutes music for the under twelves i.e. shit that jigs). 2. Some weird, flashy video with a threadbare plot. 3. Minimal clothing. 4. The fit one at the front. I don’t mind the last two it’s just the first two that annoy me. They did that drippy ballad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}