{"id":222,"date":"2006-10-09T21:09:34","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2006-10-09T21:09:34","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:09:34","slug":"jiffy-bag-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Jiffy Bag Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I posted a jiffy bag full of shite to Newcastle a while ago now. I demand to know whether it was received intact and whether its contents are now being enjoyed by its intended recipient.<\/p>\n<p>Trouble is, if it&#8217;s being returned, there&#8217;s only a 50% chance it&#8217;ll come to me. There are two return addresses on the envelope, and the other one is &#8220;The Pope c\/o The Vatican&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I posted a jiffy bag full of shite to Newcastle a while ago now. I demand to know whether it was received intact and whether its contents are now being enjoyed by its intended recipient. Trouble is, if it&#8217;s being returned, there&#8217;s only a 50% chance it&#8217;ll come to me. There are two return addresses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-delicious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}