{"id":275,"date":"2006-10-31T13:38:27","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T12:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=275"},"modified":"2006-10-31T13:38:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T12:38:27","slug":"proper-company-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Proper Company Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following on from the recent discussion with Marshall about company names, whereby we decided a proper company name must contain:<\/p>\n<p>1. The person&#8217;s christian name<br \/>\n2. What the company does<\/p>\n<p>In order to fully comply with our standards I have sought and found one that may rival &#8216;John&#8217;s Replacement Windows&#8217; in the obvious stakes. Yesterday on the back of a bus I noticed an advertisement for &#8216;Gary Hall &#8211; Windows, Doors and Conservatories&#8217;. Now this almost beats John were it not for the fact that Gary Hall doesn&#8217;t say what he does with the windows, doors and conservatories. I mean he could easily use them to service cars or chase bears away from picnic grounds&#8230; it just blows my mind. If Gary had taken a little more time with it he could have reached John&#8217;s level but unfortunately he just falls short. Nevermind<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following on from the recent discussion with Marshall about company names, whereby we decided a proper company name must contain: 1. The person&#8217;s christian name 2. What the company does In order to fully comply with our standards I have sought and found one that may rival &#8216;John&#8217;s Replacement Windows&#8217; in the obvious stakes. Yesterday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-ian","category-loins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}