{"id":276,"date":"2006-10-31T17:57:52","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T16:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2006-10-31T17:57:52","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T16:57:52","slug":"how-to-fool-someone-if-theyre-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"How to fool someone (if they&#8217;re a man)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s very simple (I just thought it up). All you do is you say:<\/p>\n<p><strong>When was the last time you got your knob out in public?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Their look will probably be of disgust and they will deny all knowledge of ever doing such a thing. Then you look smug and say:<\/p>\n<p><strong>So your trousers must be quite wet then?<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Then you laugh and walk away because you&#8217;re cleverer than them and it&#8217;ll take them a while to work out what&#8217;s the beef. Ha! One in the eye for me. Try it on tards!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s very simple (I just thought it up). All you do is you say: When was the last time you got your knob out in public? Their look will probably be of disgust and they will deny all knowledge of ever doing such a thing. Then you look smug and say: So your trousers must [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4,17,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delicious","category-ian","category-loins","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}