{"id":278,"date":"2006-11-14T09:58:40","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T08:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2006-11-14T09:58:40","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T08:58:40","slug":"funny-pandas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Funny Pandas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taken from the Metro yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A PANDA is to get sex education classes at a Thai zoo. Chuang Chuang, a six-year-old male, will be shown &#8216;panda porn&#8217; to try to get him to breed with Lin Hui. &#8216;They don&#8217;t know how to mate, so we need to show him how,&#8217; a spokesman said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Priceless!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taken from the Metro yesterday: &#8220;A PANDA is to get sex education classes at a Thai zoo. Chuang Chuang, a six-year-old male, will be shown &#8216;panda porn&#8217; to try to get him to breed with Lin Hui. &#8216;They don&#8217;t know how to mate, so we need to show him how,&#8217; a spokesman said.&#8221; Priceless!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,19,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bedtime-stories","category-delicious","category-ian","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}