{"id":285,"date":"2006-11-29T13:14:14","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T12:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2006-11-29T13:14:14","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T12:14:14","slug":"things-to-make-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"Things to make you THINK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just been passed an intiguing thing to make you think. Gwen has suggested\u00c2\u00a0 that Yoda as a benefit cheat. Why? Because in the second film he&#8217;s running around like a maniac during that light saber battle and then fast forward to the fifth in the swamp and he&#8217;s shuffling like he&#8217;s done ten rounds with Tyson. Clearly instead of hiding from Anakin Skywalker\/Darth Vader so he didn&#8217;t get killed like the rest of the jedis at the end of &#8216;Revenge of the Sith&#8217; he is hoping the government don&#8217;t find his ass and load him with several years of back payments.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just been passed an intiguing thing to make you think. Gwen has suggested\u00c2\u00a0 that Yoda as a benefit cheat. Why? Because in the second film he&#8217;s running around like a maniac during that light saber battle and then fast forward to the fifth in the swamp and he&#8217;s shuffling like he&#8217;s done ten rounds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-things","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}