{"id":300,"date":"2007-01-12T14:37:09","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T13:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2007-01-12T14:37:09","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T13:37:09","slug":"where-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Where I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I am nowhere.<\/p>\n<p>The first three weeks of my new job are being spent at a residential training boot camp where the BBC likes to send people who don&#8217;t yet know how to do their jobs.<\/p>\n<p>On weekends I am FREE but during the week I am CAPTIVE.<\/p>\n<p>They are keeping me <a title=\"WHERE I AM\" href=\"http:\/\/www.multimap.com\/map\/browse.cgi?lat=52.1213&#038;lon=-1.9722&#038;scale=10000\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and feeding me stodgy food.<\/p>\n<p>Please send help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I am nowhere. The first three weeks of my new job are being spent at a residential training boot camp where the BBC likes to send people who don&#8217;t yet know how to do their jobs. On weekends I am FREE but during the week I am CAPTIVE. They are keeping me here and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-noos-flash","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}