{"id":321,"date":"2007-03-09T14:44:33","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T13:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=321"},"modified":"2007-03-09T14:44:33","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T13:44:33","slug":"office-3-its-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Office 3 &#8211; it&#8217;s gone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Third Office is no more. It is my duty to inform you that despite my continued attempts to keep and uphold Office 3 it has been taken back by the authorities at the Baltic. Inside, what greeted me instead of the usual cack, was a note stating that I should contact the main desk to get my things back and hand the key over. I think it&#8217;s another attempt to corner me and haul my a*s into the back so they can lecture me on the real reasons for using the lockers and not for the reason we were using it for.<\/p>\n<p>Just as Operation Whimsical Pixie was a failure (it was that one, wasn&#8217;t it Marshall?) so is Office 3. We now need to set up and locate a possible Office 4. It needn&#8217;t be here in Newcastle and seeing as Marshall has set up shop down in London perhaps it should travel further south. Please send the condolence cards and letters to the usual address.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Third Office is no more. It is my duty to inform you that despite my continued attempts to keep and uphold Office 3 it has been taken back by the authorities at the Baltic. Inside, what greeted me instead of the usual cack, was a note stating that I should contact the main desk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-locker-check-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}