{"id":344,"date":"2007-03-30T00:38:54","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T23:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2007-03-30T00:38:54","modified_gmt":"2007-03-29T23:38:54","slug":"office-3-post-mortem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Office 3 Post-Mortem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I am at work on a nightshift without an awful lot to do, so I&#8217;ve spent about an hour compiling the following useful facts about Locker 29, better known as Office 3.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Claimed: <\/strong>3rd July 2006<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lost:<\/strong> early March 2007<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number:<\/strong> 29<\/p>\n<p><strong>Location:<\/strong> The Baltic, Gateshead<\/p>\n<p><strong>History: <\/strong>Various items were placed in the locker on the following occasions.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>03\/07\/06 Baltic gallery leaflets.<\/li>\n<li>04\/07\/06 One copy of the book <em>Erudite Musings on the Human Condition <\/em>(photocopy).<\/li>\n<li>07\/07\/06 7&#8243; vinyl of &#8216;some bollocks band nobody cares about&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>16\/07\/06 Two bags.<\/li>\n<li>24\/07\/06 Pair of headphones, sticker promoting new Pipettes album, pen with lion&#8217;s head on it.<\/li>\n<li>09\/08\/06 Two paperclips, one red and one yellow.<\/li>\n<li>18\/08\/06 Blue paperclip, an old Christmas card from Sarah, two elastic bands &#8216;laid erotically across the Baltic leaflets&#8217;.<\/li>\n<li>07\/09\/06 Plastic Tesco bag, a slip from &#8216;a recorded delivery earlier in the week&#8217; and a bus ticket from Tuesday 5th September 2006.<\/li>\n<li>14\/11\/06 Chocolate biscuit in foil wrapper.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Intelligence gathered from postings to this website suggest that the tat posted to Newcastle via top secret Jiffy Bag in September 2006 was never placed in the locker and is probably still safe, including some paper snowflakes, pictures of BBC Look North presenters and a book of Garforth soil samples.<\/p>\n<p><em>OFFICE 3: WE SHALL NOT FORGET.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I am at work on a nightshift without an awful lot to do, so I&#8217;ve spent about an hour compiling the following useful facts about Locker 29, better known as Office 3. Claimed: 3rd July 2006 Lost: early March 2007 Number: 29 Location: The Baltic, Gateshead History: Various items were placed in the locker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-locker-check-baby","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}