{"id":350,"date":"2007-04-13T15:27:46","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T14:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2007-04-13T15:28:23","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T14:28:23","slug":"all-is-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"All is quiet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, where are you all? I demand a status report of some description.<\/p>\n<p>Since last posting here, I have:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Eaten 14 slices of toast, of which 12 had apricot jam on them<\/li>\n<li>Finished my 2 litre bottle of Sainsbury&#8217;s own brand cola<\/li>\n<li>Washed up 6 times<\/li>\n<li>Decided to leave my winter coat at home, but forgotten to take out my ID badge for work, meaning that for one day I had a temporary pass<\/li>\n<li>Received 163 junk e-mails<\/li>\n<li>Caught the 8.53 train to Waterloo once, mistakenly thinking I had to be at work for 9.30, when really I wasn&#8217;t needed until 10.15<\/li>\n<li>Had two fingers of Twix<\/li>\n<li>Blew my nose in a really satisfying way shortly after my morning shower<\/li>\n<li>Doodled meaningless things while on the phone thrice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What have you been up to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, where are you all? I demand a status report of some description. Since last posting here, I have: Eaten 14 slices of toast, of which 12 had apricot jam on them Finished my 2 litre bottle of Sainsbury&#8217;s own brand cola Washed up 6 times Decided to leave my winter coat at home, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-random-thought","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}