The recruitment task has been completed. The two members of the new Saint King Army should be returning their forms as we speak. In the meantime the Saint King, king oft he saints and all their saintly behaviour, has set a task for himself before assigning to those in his army.<\/p>\n
Task One – ‘Harassment’. I have chosen a celebrity at random and shall be sending precisely one fan letter to their fan address each week. This is to continue until one of the two scenarious happens:<\/p>\n
1 – The celebrity writes back.
\n2 – The celebrity’s representative writes to ask to stop sending letters.<\/p>\n
I’m hoping it will be the first one but who can tell in this topsy-turvy world of ours. The letters are polite and well-mannered under the pseudonym Ian McIver, one of the Saint King’s alter egos. And what an ego it is! The first letter has been written and is due to be sent either tomorrow or Saturday depending on the queues in the manky post office in town. Who is the celebrity?<\/p>\n
Emily Browning<\/p>\n
Check google and wikipedia for pictures and information. Psychadelic Furs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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