{"id":367,"date":"2007-05-29T10:23:50","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T09:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=367"},"modified":"2007-05-29T10:23:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T09:23:50","slug":"rota-barometer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"Rota Barometer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a new and exciting way to predict the weather. Based on scientific examination of the weather cycles over the last week, in conjunction with the shift patterns I have worked over the same period of time, I have produced a theory which I am calling the\u00c2\u00a0<em>Almighty Theory of Weather By Chris Who Is Great<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The patterns were as follows.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Monday: off work. Raining.<\/li>\n<li>Tuesday: at work. Sunny.<\/li>\n<li>Wednesday: at work. Sunny.<\/li>\n<li>Thursday: at work. Sunny.<\/li>\n<li>Friday: at work. Sunny.<\/li>\n<li>Saturday: off work. Raining.<\/li>\n<li>Sunday: at work. Dry, but raining heavily when I was out of doors.<\/li>\n<li>Monday: off work. Raining.<\/li>\n<li>Today: at work. Dry. Sun is coming out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My next day off will be Saturday 2nd June. I therefore confidently predict warm, dry weather in the South East of England until Friday. On Saturday I predict rain.<\/p>\n<p>I have developed a second theory as a result of these observations. I have called it the <em>Weather is a Bastard<\/em> theory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a new and exciting way to predict the weather. Based on scientific examination of the weather cycles over the last week, in conjunction with the shift patterns I have worked over the same period of time, I have produced a theory which I am calling the\u00c2\u00a0Almighty Theory of Weather By Chris Who Is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-random-thought","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}