{"id":368,"date":"2007-06-01T08:47:25","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T07:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=368"},"modified":"2007-06-01T08:47:25","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T07:47:25","slug":"more-silly-things-people-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"More Silly Things People Say"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Disabled people don’t go shopping” – Tina
\n“She’s one sandwich short of a barbeque” – Audrey
\n“I saw it on the radio this morning”\u00c2\u00a0– Emma
\n“Can you wash cats?” – unknown munter
\n“Men’s winkies look like baby elephants gone wrong” – Nicola<\/p>\n

Sometimes I wonder how the female species dare to ask for equality if this is the best they can come up with… just kidding \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Disabled people don’t go shopping” – Tina “She’s one sandwich short of a barbeque” – Audrey “I saw it on the radio this morning”\u00c2\u00a0– Emma “Can you wash cats?” – unknown munter “Men’s winkies look like baby elephants gone wrong” – Nicola Sometimes I wonder how the female species dare to ask for equality if […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13,6,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-monkeys","category-things","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}