{"id":369,"date":"2007-06-05T12:40:48","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T11:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=369"},"modified":"2007-06-05T12:41:43","modified_gmt":"2007-06-05T11:41:43","slug":"erudite-musings-on-the-human-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"Erudite Musings on the Human Condition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following:<\/p>\n<p>1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour.<br \/>\n2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin.<br \/>\n3. Telephoning hot bitch soup.<br \/>\n4. Dave is &#8216;Simply Man&#8217;.<br \/>\n5. Lenin <em>is <\/em>Russia.<br \/>\n6. She deserves an ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>Also well done to Kev whipping those web monkeys to make the website come back. It has been sorely missed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following: 1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour. 2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin. 3. Telephoning hot bitch soup. 4. Dave is &#8216;Simply Man&#8217;. 5. Lenin is Russia. 6. She deserves an ice cream. Also well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,19,24,4,2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-delicious","category-great","category-ian","category-kev","category-things"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}