{"id":386,"date":"2007-07-09T17:55:22","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2007-07-09T17:55:22","modified_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:55:22","slug":"i-have-nothing-to-write-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"I have nothing to write about."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post is all about how little I have to say at this time. I am writing it, nonetheless, because I want to write something and there hasn&#8217;t been a new article here for a long time. So I am typing this and even as I do so I barely know what the next word will be. So far I have managed to type it in one continuous stream but I fear that soon I will run dry and have to stop for a think.<\/p>\n<p>That paragraph break bought me enough time to work out that I should tell you about the thunderstorm. There is a thunderstorm here, you see, and it&#8217;s quite loud.<\/p>\n<p>In a bit I will have to go back to work. First, though, I would like all comments for this item to begin with the words &#8220;Actually, you can do that because&#8221;. For example, if you wanted to tell me how wonderful you found this item, you might write:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Actually, you can do that because although you had nothing to say, you did say it very well. Therefore the idea that you can&#8217;t just write a blog post about nothing is unfounded.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I have had enough blathering and I will stop typing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><strong>HERE.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post is all about how little I have to say at this time. I am writing it, nonetheless, because I want to write something and there hasn&#8217;t been a new article here for a long time. So I am typing this and even as I do so I barely know what the next word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}