{"id":390,"date":"2007-07-19T18:38:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T17:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=390"},"modified":"2007-07-19T18:39:15","modified_gmt":"2007-07-19T17:39:15","slug":"why-i-should-not-be-left-on-my-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"Why I should not be left on my own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I get up, mid-afternoon, ready for a night shift tonight. I decide at about 4pm that it&#8217;s time to go out to Sainsbury&#8217;s for some bits and pieces I need. On my way downstairs I pick up some crap that needs taking to the bin and I take it down with me, put it all in the bin, and turn around to close the door.<\/p>\n<p>I look at the front door. It has a yale lock and a normal key sort of lock. I think &#8220;the neighbours are away, so I should lock both of them&#8221;. I reach into my pocket. I find no keys.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, the door is still open. I run upstairs, shouting a long, slow-motion &#8220;NOOOOOOO!&#8221; as I do, and yes &#8211; just as I had feared &#8211; the door to my flat is locked and burglar-proof. I turn the handle anyway and try to push it open a few times. Sadly the lock on the other side of it has not mysteriously evaporated and the door does not open.<\/p>\n<p>Because I was going out anyway I have my phone and my wallet with me. So I have just spent the last two hours &#8211; TWO, count &#8217;em &#8211; getting a bus and a tube and another tube to Notting Hill Gate, walking ten minutes in the rain to where Friya works, getting her spare keys off her, walking some more in the rain, getting another tube, and another one, and another bus back home.<\/p>\n<p>I will be getting spare keys cut and leaving them hidden in some cunning location.<\/p>\n<p>(It could be worse. I could have left my phone behind, and the door downstairs could have been locked. Then I would have been trapped on the stairs with two bags of rubbish and no way to get help.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I get up, mid-afternoon, ready for a night shift tonight. I decide at about 4pm that it&#8217;s time to go out to Sainsbury&#8217;s for some bits and pieces I need. On my way downstairs I pick up some crap that needs taking to the bin and I take it down with me, put it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,27,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chris","category-tragic","category-what-i-did-today"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}