{"id":392,"date":"2007-07-23T13:23:27","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2007-07-23T13:25:38","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:25:38","slug":"silly-buggers-and-floods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Silly Buggers and Floods"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I’m sure you’re all aware, there’s been another round of flooding down south, which is tragic and very sad, and I genuinely feel sorry for people whose houses are now 5foot under water. However, its very hard to feel sorry for some people, and those people have names, CARAVANERS. Just look at this stupid bunch…<\/p>\n

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What were they thinking? I have an idea…<\/p>\n

George: “Ooh, I know Mildred lits go away in the caravan this weekend”
\nMildred: “Aren’t there severe flood warnings all over the country this weekend?”
\nGeorge: “Yes dear, but we’ll be in the caravan, the Maurauder II Caravan Mk3 can take it”
\nMildred: “If you say so dear…”<\/p>\n

YOU STUPID BASTARDS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I’m sure you’re all aware, there’s been another round of flooding down south, which is tragic and very sad, and I genuinely feel sorry for people whose houses are now 5foot under water. However, its very hard to feel sorry for some people, and those people have names, CARAVANERS. Just look at this stupid […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,20,8,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kev","category-random-thought","category-rants","category-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}