Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)<\/u><\/p>\n
Who are you?<\/u>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
Gardy Guh-huh-de-ha<\/p>\n
What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the Idea?<\/u><\/p>\n
Extendo-loins. It’s a way of extending your loins beyond the normal human capacity.<\/p>\n
What is it?<\/u><\/p>\n
In conjunction with a grant by Jerry Loinsford’s Academy, I have been working on stretching parts of the human body starting with the loins. The extendo-loins allows you to stretch them up to an additional one metre and with further research\u00c2\u00a0I believe they can go further.<\/p>\n
What does it do?<\/u><\/p>\n
When you’re getting down and funky on the dancefloor and you see a hot bitch shuffling by herself and you want to get her attention you can extend the extendo-loins. Not only will your sexual prowess increase ten-fold but it’ll show her that she’s the only hot bitch for you. If it worked in the seventies it’s bound to work now.<\/p>\n
So what are you gonna do about it?<\/u><\/p>\n
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all in\u00c2\u00a0my head >:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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