{"id":471,"date":"2007-11-06T09:19:30","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T08:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pouringbeans.com\/?p=471"},"modified":"2007-11-06T09:19:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T08:19:30","slug":"mr-smudgey-exposes-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, my name is Mr Smudgey and I am here to prove to you and everyone else watching that I am the most famous man on the planet at this very point in time. Wait&#8230; no it&#8217;s still me. Tom Cruise was close there. You may think you don&#8217;t know who I am but boy is that going to change. To prove my point I am going to show you all the various sources of my hidden exposure and bring them to the surface for everyone to see. That way I can be praised for the future A-lister I am.<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Point Number One<\/u><\/strong> &#8211; referred to in the song &#8216;Mad World&#8217; by Tears for Fears and then later sung by some burk in a flat cap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad,<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0These dreams of Mr Smudgey are the best I ever had&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hand over the royalties Roland whatsisface, I was clearly the inspiration for that song and without me it would have disappeared without a trace. People secretly bought it for the reference to me. Don&#8217;t bother with a cheque just leave a small suitcase outside my basement bedroom window, but make sure you don&#8217;t wake my parents up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, my name is Mr Smudgey and I am here to prove to you and everyone else watching that I am the most famous man on the planet at this very point in time. Wait&#8230; no it&#8217;s still me. Tom Cruise was close there. You may think you don&#8217;t know who I am but boy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,17,30,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great","category-loins","category-mr-smudgey","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pouringbeans.com\/archive\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}